One hot June day a desperate mother of two released her children into the yard with a running water hose. 30 minutes later, mom hears oldest child at the door.
"Mom, brother just pulled his bathing suit down and peed in the yard"
The mother said, "That's ok"
Youngest comes running to the door and announces loudly and matter of factly "I peed in the grass over there".
Mom replies, "OK, but you can only pull your pants down in our yard, not anywhere else...not church, not the bank, not Wal-mart. No where else but our yard".
To which he seriously replied..."ok, only the donut shop".